I was surfing LiveJournal recently, and I discovered the lamest community. Not only was this a community advertising other communities, which are stupid enough in themselves, but this particular community's sole purpose was to promote "anti" communities. "Anti" communities, for the uninformed, are online communities, forums, web circles, message boards, or whatever you'd like to call them, dedicated to insulting an actor, musical act, movie, television show, or anything else.

I considered linking these banners to the communities that created them, but decided instead to blatantly steal their images without giving them credit or publicity.

Wow, this is a work of art. I award it bonus points for the obviously hand-drawn red X and the scathing, highly-creative, lime green burns. This banner looks like shit straight from the ass of a two-year-old with monkey shit for brains.

Now who's whining? The creator of this image, about music she has the option of simply not listening to. This banner was also clearly made in Windows Paint, as the red circle and slash demonstrate the use of the Spray Can tool by someone with the dexterity of roadkill. What's the matter, can't you use the Circle tool? I could have pissed this design more neatly! This image suggests that the average amounts of talent and intelligence Amy Lee haters possess are very low, or that there are few haters. What other excuses could this cause have for publicly unveiling this piece of shit as a logo?

How original - calling someone you don't like a "whore," as if the fact that you don't appreciate her music gives you the right or adequate proof to claim that she's slept with a million people for pay. Anyway, what would her sex life have to do with her musical talent or lack thereof? This icon is as irrelevant as it is stupid.

Kurt's overrated? Kurt's six feet under. Pay the man some fucking respect! The creators of this banner are especially fuck-tarded because they saved their crappy creation as a .PNG, as if anybody wants to clog up their website or journal with a slow-loading 193KB image. (Above, I've converted it to a .JPG, and trust me, all the file's flaws were in the original image, which I've direct-linked so as to eat up their bandwidth instead of mine.)

What's even more pathetic than hating an actor? Hating a fictional character an actor has portrayed in a piece of media fluff created merely to entertain! What fucking pathetic loser makes an anti-Legolas community? He's not even real, for fucking Christ's sake!

OMFG LYKE AVRIL IS SUCH A POSER! RANCID R GOD! IMA GO SPRAY PAINT THERE NAME ON TEH SIDE OF A CHURCH LOL!!!!!!!11
Answer me this: How has Avril, doing her own thing, "ruined" punk rock? Did she pile up every punk rock CD in the world, light them on fire, and piss on their ashes? Or did she become ruler of the universe and ban it from ever being made or heard again? How, with a mere two CDs, could she possibly have completely ruined a genre of music that existed long before she was born and will continue to exist long after she dies?

I'd also like to know what she is supposedly "posing" as. A girl singing some songs and wearing some clothes? Would she be more "punk" if she wore dirty leather jackets that reek of various drug smokes, dyed her hair so many times it's dead, and filled various facial and body piercings with more metal than a scrapped car would produce? Would you elitist "punk" assholes accept her then? Here's an idea: quit putting music into little boxes with labels on them, and let it be what it is. If you don't like it, shut it off and shut the fuck up.

I have to stop writing this. I think a vein in my neck is about to rupture.

Just who the fuck wastes their time with this negative bullshit? Here, before I go to bed, a quick list of just a few things you could do that are more productive than making an "anti" site.

Masturbate.
Play in traffic.
Cut.
Die.
Kill yourself.

Merry Xmas, by the way.