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advertisements; animal cruelty and testing; award shows; beer; being a "third wheel"; being wet; Billy Talent; brand-name obsession; breed-specific legislation; brushing my teeth; carbonated drinks; celebrities (especially Paris Hilton); cell phones; children; chocolate cereals; cinnamon candies; circumcision; claymation; cloning living creatures; coffee; Crocs; dissection; drug testing; Eva Longoria; "fans" who complain about Suicide Girls with no body mods; film gore; flip-flops; football; frivolous products; guns; Harry Potter books; heterosexism; high heels; inflation; intoxicating animals; 1337; lemonade; the Macarena; mall-rats; materialism; math; mayonnaise; meat; navels; pencils; people who buy pets to feed to their other pets; pet stores; pierced ears on a child too young to reasonably consent; pointy-toed shoes; politicians; predictable movies; processed cheese; pub crawls; the Pussycat Dolls; racist jokes; radio; reality TV; shaving; showering; Sigmund Freud; strong perfumes; SUVs; taxes; teen pop trash; telephone calls; the smell of oranges; thin facecloths; Tom DeLonge's singing; the Tragically Hip; washing dishes; white weddings; seizure-inducing web pages and advertisements; Wal-Mart; What Not to Wear; winter; yellow vehicles.