Environmentalism
Animal Rescue | Race for Pets in Need
All over North America, homeless pets are sadly euthanized each day because crowded shelters cannot provide long-term care for so many animals. Click each of these sites daily for free to generate a donation to an animal shelter from advertising affiliates.
Freecycle
Reduce waste in your area by giving away your old things, and get free things if another's trash is your treasure! I adopted my sweet bunny Nora through this website.
Mobile Phone Recycling
If you plan to discard an unwanted cell phone, instead use this directory of dozens of charities to whom you can instead mail it to be recycled.
Entertainment
Bannertown Parody Advertising
A collection of hilarious faux banner advertisements.
Boobah Boohzone
The Flash website of a kids' show. I find it weirdly disturbing, but, like the colouring machines in McDonald's Playplaces, sufficient to occupy my idle mind for several minutes. The little fatsos make farting sounds and jump when I click on them!
Daily Kitten
A blog which posts a new photo of an adorable kitten each day.
How to Masturbate with Food
For the curious carnal connoisseur, priceless tips for using foods to accurately simulate the feeling of intercourse. Here is a gem: Hollow out a cucumber. Insert a doctor's latex glove inside the cucumber with the opening sticking out.
Kelly's Music on MySpace
A man impersonates a snotty, shoe-obsessed female in these catchy and hilarious songs.
Kitten War
Vote for the cuter of two kittens, if you can choose!
Lego Porn
Promiscuous little Lego-people star in reenactments of classic porn clichés.
Neurotically Yours
An animated cartoon about a hyperactive and bitter squirrel named Foamy, with an ego so bloated he refers to himself as "the lord and master" and frequently threatens to unleash his "squirrelly wrath."
Online Lite-Brite
Self-explanatory; a fun little waste of time.
Overheard in New York
Submissions of entertaining quotes (such as this) that have been overheard in the city.
PopCap Games
Fun, free Flash games which I played during idle time at my former call-centre job. Some, like Bejeweled and Chuzzle, are pretty mindless, while others such as Bookworm are fairly intellectual.
Project Author
Steph, this website's creator, is one of my bestest friends despite that we have never met. Her writing, featured here, is amazing. She is an aspiring novelist; excerpts of Him, her book in progress, are also posted on her site.
Random Kitten Generator
If you need a reason to smile, visit this site and view a few random kittens.
Robyn's Page
Despite the uncreative title of my sister's website, it's pretty entertaining. She has a funny section entitled 'Stupidest Things Ever Overheard At UNB' (University of New Brunswick, from which she graduated in 2001) you should check out.
Six-Legged Feline Prophet
Should you choose to solicit his wisdom, beware! Following is the advice given to me by the catty little bastard: Live in the now
Star Wars ASCIImation
One man's ongoing attempt to translate the entire Star Wars film into an elaborate ASCII art animation.
The Best Page in the Universe
This collection of editorials by programmer-cum-pirate Maddox deserves this name. Even on my worst days, even rants I've read several times can bring me to tears with hysterical laughter.
Webcomics
My housemates and I now star in a webcomic (created by Matt)!
Diesel Sweeties
This pixellated strip busts my gut when bloodthirsty Red Robot pops in. Also among the cast are a retired porn star, her slutty little sister, the hardcore male virgin Li'l Sis never ceases to hungrily pursue, and Indie Rock Pete, a bitter, cranky elitist whose greatest fear is "selling out."
Loserz
An accurate portrayal of life in the kill-or-die high-school ecosystem. This strip, about the inexplicable standards of the typical popular female, instantly began my addiction.
Men in Hats
A short-lived but hilarious webcomic.
Recommended Services
AVG Anti-Virus Free Edition
An excellent free virus scanner, complete with regular database updates.
A-Patch
Always up-to-date, this patch allows you to visually customize MSN Messenger.
Misc
A handful of isolated written works I have enjoyed: