In a Nutshell: Informal Introduction
My name is Emily. I also answer to 'Em,' 'Emmie,' 'Em-lee,' and 'Spam.'
I have always lived on the chilly? east coast of Canada in the province of New Brunswick. I was born in its modestly-sized capital, Fredericton; raised in Keswick, an outskirting rural area; and last year moved into the city on my own to attend university. My schooling was short-lived due not to meagre grades (in fact, I was twice invited into the Honours English programme) or lack of money but to feeling ill-taught anything useful.
In the meantime, I play housewife in "The 476," a two-storey home purchased in 2005 by my boyfriend Benjamin. Additional occupants of the house include our little girls (cats Maya and Jasmine, bunny Nora, gerbil Icewind and iguana Kanna), five human friends and their pets (a chinchilla, a lovebird, two betta fish and a cichlid). I am proud to state that most of our pets have been adopted from shelters or previous owners; I urge prospective owners to always adopt to reduce the tragic numbers of homeless pets.
Additional Statistics
| Date of Birth: | August 7, 1984 |
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Height & Weight: 1.75 m / 69" (5'9") tall; 140 lbs.
Relationship Status: Unmarried
Family:
Parents: Monte & Barb, married since 8/23/73
Siblings (3): Ian (7/27/75), Robyn (5/17/78), Cole (5/01/86)
| Pets (5): | Cats: Maya and Jasmine;
Rabbit: Nora; Gerbil: Icewind; Betta fish: Unicron; Dearly departed: gerbil Pippa; cat Domino |
Occupation: Telephone Customer Service Representative for Fido Wireless Services
Education:
| University of New Brunswick [2005 2006] | Honours English, 3.5 GPA; Recipient of $2,000 Millennium Bursary |
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| Centre for Arts and Technology [20022003] | Internet Programming graduate, Honours | |
| Nackawic High School [19982002] | Advanced English graduate, Honours; Recipient of Dumfries Womens' Institute Bursary |
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| Keswick Valley Memorial School [19901998] | Top Eighth-Grade Student, Math |
Self-Modifications:
| Piercings: | Current Six: lobes (one each), labret, right nipple, industrial (one each). |
| Desired Bridge and two more sets of lobes. |
Spirituality: Atheist
Preferred Media:
Music: Favourites listed and reviewed here.
Television: Bromwell High; Family Guy; Futurama; Newlyweds; Sons of Butcher.